Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Hair, Fluff-removers and other important things:

Let's start with hair.
This morning, I realised I had a HEAP of things to do. Lots of things.
  • Get out of bed
  • Do hair
  • Create a backing track CD for piano student 'william'
  • Be dressed sexily for work at Roger David
  • Shower...this is a very high priority
  • Be out on the main road, to catch the bus at 10:20 (it was late today anyway)
So yes, clearly they all seem little, but my friends, i assure you that they all require a lot of attention to detail.

I started at the computer with the backing track, having just risen from my slumber (9:00 am)...and then I realized that creating this backing track was going to take more than 20 minutes...and I only sat in front of the computer to start it at 9:23...so i quickly ended that escapade and decided to do my hair...

Which brings me to the title: Hair!
Don't you just wish that it wasn't a dead cumbersome load of wad hanging off your head? Don't you just wish that you actually had control over where it fell and how it hung?
I WISH THAT EVERY DAY...as well as wishing for a GHD. My ferocious curls gave me no sympathy today, because it took me about half an hour to just get my hair to relax on my head. It just would not go straight! However, my face looked ok today, so that was fine.
I hereby state that for christmas, I would really love for someone to give me a GHD. It would be very awesome for me, and everyone who has to look at me.

Fluff-remover was the second of my worries today. I had fluff all over my wonderful Roger David top thingo, and so I thought...lets get the cat. The Cat? Yes. The Cat. Our lint/fluff remover is in the shape of a cat, and to remove the fluff, you wipe its underside on your clothing. I would take a photo, but can't be stuffed. So as I went to place the cat's underside onto my clothing...it crapped all over my shirt.

What I mean is that the past 16 years worth of lint that had gathered on this fluff-remover-cat just vommited itself onto my nice, already lint covered shirt!





















So...i rotated it, and then realised my fault was that, one direction does a crap, and the other actually does what it is intended to do.

-_-


Then i went to work. Came home. Made that CD in half an hour. Taught piano. Went to collect money off my other student. Bought a microwave dinner. And here I am.


Again, pointless...but really, what is the point of a blog ANYWAY?

Peach Out ya'll.
Yes Peach. I sent a friend an email once, and 'ch' fell beneath my fingers instead of 'ce'.

gah.

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